porhim:

meme-meme:

This hose was left in the cold all night.

THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN

talulah:

velvetlovepocket:

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”
Link here: [x]

really important, i recommend you click play.

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just-a-little-one:

nepetacide:

joeyrichtercriss:

titlefightclub:

powerlesbian:

Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got

YOU TELL EM

FAVORITE video

I got shivers wowoow what a good speaker

i am cry

youwinagainmoffat:

He is the fucking best 

nscosplay:

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

and now you know the real meaning behind the term
“shark week”

(Source: handsinacabitches)

runaeveena:

stumpfuckers:

tundrakatiebean:

letseatturtles:

hollowcrescendo:

hiddleston-inthe-tardis:

2idjits:

andrepolitan:

Does tumblr know this exists?

I hope it does.

Cause this is fabulous

IT WAS LIKE A SLOW WAIL ESCAPED MY MOUTH

…I’m not sure I know what I just watched.

That was beautiful.

I was really upset and then I watched this. Such perfection.

I love this so much

The fucking staplers. 

those legs though

a-study-in-oddities:

la-hire-ships-it:

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

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Ironic and Unfortunate Shirts Worn in Mugshots [via]

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reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

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iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phones

> Some guy in Mongolia is like “Who the **** keeps calling me!??”